Frankie Goes To Hollywood...

Here we have Frank.

Well, that's what he used to go by. You see, Frank used to be a normal guy. Actually, Frank was a bit drab. No hobbies. No serious likes. He wasn't even that into sports. He would just come home from work, turn on the t.v. and usually fall asleep there. But, Frank has been married to Margaret for 20 years now and she's a fun, wild and crazy kind of gal. She'd had it with thier humdrum life. She gave poor Frank an ultimatum: get a life or get out! Well, what could Frank do? He couldn't lose the love of his life.

So one day, Frank stepped out of his comfort zone. ...way out. He consulted some of Margarets party girl friends and they fixed him up. They changed his clothes from boring black to funky pinks and stripey tights. They glittered him up a bit and added a splash of purple here, a dab of yellow there. And after they were finished, Frank liked his new look so much that he made other changes, too. He found a hobby.....guitar.

He was such a natural that he started a band. And he goes by the name, Frankie, now. He and his band play the downtown Transylvania scene every Saturday night. And, naturally, Margaret is beside herself. Their marraige went from 'not' to 'hot' in no time!